What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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God Jokes More God Jokes

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

Forklift Jokes More Forklift Jokes

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS