What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

Clarinet Jokes More Clarinet Jokes

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.