What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist Wahey!

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.