What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"