What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

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Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.