Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.