Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !