You are the wurst.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
A Wurst-Kse Scenario
Their sausages are the wurst.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
Freud
The sausages.
Because they are the wurst.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
They both fear the wurst
I never sausage a body."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
Pupil: The sausage!
Cafe
If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again
I said I'm an orphan.
Because she thought it was Diet Coke
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
Cause they would quack up.
Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"
it had a javelin through it's head.
He made a Freudian slip
he would always go all Id.
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole
A FSSSSSHHHH
Fish !
A stripper
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Square root of 81
Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.
