You are the wurst.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
A Wurst-Kse Scenario
Their sausages are the wurst.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
Freud
The sausages.
Because they are the wurst.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
They both fear the wurst
I never sausage a body."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
Pupil: The sausage!
Cafe
If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again
A mumble bee !
Someone who takes everything literally
Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.
Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
A mummy bear
Make me one with everything*
When its spray pump is out of order!
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.
Nacho Cheese.
Do you even Lyft, bro?
Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.
A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)
Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)
