What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.