What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.