What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

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When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."