What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.