What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.