Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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What do you call a knight made out of clay?

Sir Amick

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.