Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.