What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc