What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

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Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

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What's Up Doc?

by Howie Dewin

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.