What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

Why was Fibonacci afraid of 5?

because 5 8 13!

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Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!