Because they pee on poles.
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
With a little bit of oil.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
The Cysteine Chapel
One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.