Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Vatican Jokes More Vatican Jokes

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.