Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...