Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.