Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.