Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's grey and bad for your teeth?

A hammer.

What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies