Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

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How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.