Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.