How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

How much does a corpse weigh?

A skele-ton

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Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.