What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!