What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?

None, he 'fell'.

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.