What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?

None, he 'fell'.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

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How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.