What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*