What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

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How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

What's your favourite animal?

Me too, I like the saltyness

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What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '