What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with