What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

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Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

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Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).