Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.