Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Why did one friend not get any?

He didn't get his fair share: one over eight.

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What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

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What do you call a Mexican vegan?

A. No Whey Jose

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.