What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

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How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.