What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.