What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible