Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

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What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!