How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

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Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!