How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

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What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name