What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What does the outside of your car trunk look like?

and "What's a gym "

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!