What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others?

Dead

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.