Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
A wikipediaphile
Freedom
Cancer.
Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.
She fell out of the tree.
Boy: Me and I'm going home now.
Mr. Bus (think about it)
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
The outside !
on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside
Shoot him in June.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
A birthday pheasant!