What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What do you call a child molesting know-it-all?

A wikipediaphile

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What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!