Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

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What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"

Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

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Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

Chink Jokes More Chink Jokes

What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

Why did the Samurais armor break?

There was a chink in it.