Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.