What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.