Jim shorts.
It's a habit.
Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)
Jim: I dunno. I never listened!
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
High wasted shorts!
He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.
He Shatner.
William Shat-on-her