Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.