Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.