What color is the most metal?

Ma a

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer