Ma Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia?

A Kraken-towa!

Science Jokes More Science Jokes

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.