What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

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What do you call a rotten potato?

A dud of a spud.

What do you call a really handsome potato?

A spud.