What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

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Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

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What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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What kind of doctors are like spiders ?

Spin doctors !

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista