What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma