What console does god use?

Praystation

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.