Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it