The Nintendo Wii-Tard
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they're playing on console.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
To render the buildings on the other side
Praystation
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D
It's the bot that counts.
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They both have problems finding x.
Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
Elizabeth.
because they're high rollers
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
They haven't got anti-aliasing.
A cussomer.
DECAPITATION!!!
Patient: She's out of town.
Too many incompatible drivers.
You only need one nail for the frame
An "A" frame...
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
After a week he was spotless !
