Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
No one wants to be comic sans.
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
Practice makes perfect."
Go bless yourself.
Send them to a concentration camp!
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
A bullfighter!
Because decimals always have a point.
The clock is still right twice a day.
A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.
Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
