Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan