What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.