What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms?

A urinarrator.

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!