What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.