What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.