What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

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What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!