Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Black Coffee Jokes More Black Coffee Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.