Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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How long does guacamole last in the fridge?

Please say a year.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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I'm not Willie Nelson."

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When it gets pasteurise.

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In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.