What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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Small medium at large.

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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I am not a crook!"