What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

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What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!