What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.