What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.