What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

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What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Mislead Jokes More Mislead Jokes

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"