Accuse Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast?

Fruity Plebbles.

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

What did the mod say to the other?

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How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction