What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.