What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.