What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!