What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"