What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The . Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

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