What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

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What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.