What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"