What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

Previous Random Joke Next

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.