What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

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What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews?

Because the service was horrible.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway