What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !